CULT - Currently Unemployed Losing Trades

Welcome to the cult

Where folks dont have all the fancy things a rich person might, where you will get a hand if you put yours out, the CULT is not just a meme, its a collective of mentalities and a space for those living slightly below the lines of "normal" expectation.

We spend our stimmy checks real quick, we share ganja and pizza hut with our friends on a sunday evening at around 11:30 pm enjoying late night episodes of south park, real quick.

The CULT Lifestyle

We enjoy free entertainment including pirated movies and unlicensed indian midget porn from the comfort of our very own hard earned government or rented homes, we watch the entertainment from the stands in the colosseum, we dont fight like dogs..we spend our stimmys on new little Luis Vuitton booties, for our other halfs handbag dogs..that we walk, every morning, around 1:42pm on the dot.

We shop at cheap places, such as the dumpster behind the gas station, and our parent's cupboards.

Join the Movement

Yes, oh yes! The tales you heard are true, theres nothing that can keep a true cultist down! We are coming together to rise through the pressure to reveal ourselves as the true dandiest, diamond hand dirt digging "dough kneading" cult that has ever walked these dark solana wallstreets

So join us! In the charge to freedom, through rain sleet and snow of the trenches and you never know, you might just make something of yourself yet, partner!

With love,
Brother john